Rum. Rum is good.

...


At home I don't need to speak English most of the time, but here, I do, and I'm thoroughly disturbed to find an accent coming out that everyone emphatically labels as British ! OMG what ?!

And the other day, I cut my finger a bit, and today, I found a blood-spot on the loo-door at around my shoulder-height

O_@

I can swear absolutely I never lifted the cut finger to that level, or even touched the door with the cut finger, or for that matter, touched any doors at all with that finger, because the doors here are white and I hate staining things.

And finally, having watched 'Hogfather', and given the book a re-reading again, I find myself wondering about Teatime. He came a cropper when up against Death, and I wonder very much what would have happened had he come up against either Havelock Vetinari or Granny Weatherwax :D :D Poor kid ! I doubt he'd have taken the option to go up against Vetinari --- after all, Vetinari is an Alumni of the 'Guild of Assassins' --- But Granny ? What would have happened to the poor chap had he gone up against Granny ? Oh dear :D



Oh well :)

( More Hogswatch FotoZ ! )



HAPPY HOGSWATCH !!!

...

Hmm. Just finished watching the 'Hogfather'. Teatime has Voldie whacked to hell and back again as far as real villainy is concerned *Giggle* Mmmmmmmmm ...

...

...


'm starting on the Christmas Cards thingy from here from tomorrow, then :)

Plz go to me profile, take the email-address, and then send land-post address to that email address, with the corresponding blog-name at the very least within the body of the email, so I'm sure of who's sending which address, and do mention therein as well if you want my land-post address alongwith for anything starting January ...

:)

Hope everyone's having a pleasant Christmas time :)

...

...


A friend's place has been robbed.

- http://pervert-bitch.livejournal.com/91575.html

- http://pervert-bitch.livejournal.com/91266.html

I shan't have the means to do anything till the beginning of next year, but if anyone can help, please do.

...

...


I found these at journalfen - http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_lounge/613420.html

Perfectly marvellous stories !

And be sure not to miss the recs in the comments either.

:)

...

...


I've got Spam-Comments to http://www.greatestjournal.com/users/ajatshatru/21599.html from -

2007-10-19 01:32 (from 221.128.146.196)

2007-10-19 06:43 (from 211.172.225.137)

2007-10-19 08:50 (from 66.232.114.185, via 200.186.183.130)

2007-10-19 10:50 (from 189.29.249.68)

2007-10-19 18:51 (from 218.234.21.33)


I'm enabling only 'registered users commenting' for the time being ...

...

...


A mutually friended lj (= hanniblfan) has been suspended, without the intimation of reasons for said suspension, as also a community moderated through said personal lj. I really would like to know the reasons, though.


That said, it seems that I shall be unable to attend to any of my blogs till quite a few things get sorted out, and would anyone wanting to contact me please do so at the e-address attached to this gj for the time-being ?

...

...


I love this site --- http://rumandmonkey.com/, Oh Yes I Do !

:D

Apparently, the word 'prat' is archaic English for 'bush'.

And therefore, we have some perfectly Perfect MACROS !





( Oh Gods ! )





( AWW TRICERATOPS ! )





( OMG The Atacama ?!! )

...

...


Watch Cricket Matches ICC World Twenty20, 2007/08 :-

- Tue 11, 18:00 local, 16:00 GMT 1st Match, Group A - South Africa v West Indies, New Wanderers Stadium, Johannesburg

- Sat 15 , 18:00 local, 16:00 GMT 12th Match, Group A - South Africa v Bangladesh, Newlands, Cape Town





Get PTERRY's 'Making Money'

Blurb :- It’s an offer you can’t refuse.

Who would not to wish to be the man in charge of Ankh-Morpork’s Royal Mint and the bank next door?

It’s a job for life. But, as former con-man Moist von Lipwig is learning, the life is not necessarily for long.

The Chief Cashier is almost certainly a vampire. There’s something nameless in the cellar (and the cellar itself is pretty nameless), it turns out that the Royal Mint runs at a loss. A 300 year old wizard is after his girlfriend, he’s about to be exposed as a fraud, but the Assassins Guild might get him first. In fact lot of people want him dead.

Oh. And every day he has to take the Chairman for walkies.

Everywhere he looks he’s making enemies.

What he should be doing is . . . Making Money!

...

...


Create Your Own Story

by

ausmac !!!

:D

:D

Here's mine, ( in the cut )

...

...


Are lj-comment-notific'ns working ? *Pokes lj*

And how about gj and ij ?

...

...


I've reached a point where I'm barely able to skim f-pages.
And am too exhausted to comment.

And people have / had names from names of places. Mostly surnames. I found Kranj and Marathon. *Incoherently thoughtful*


I need sleep.

I'm not going to get to get it fully before another 2 days. *Headdesk*

...

…


Just look at this !

sheherazahde showed me !

*Giggles*

Btw, the recipe’s there, too …

*Goes back to giggling. A lot of giggling !*

…

…

Right, then. Greenpeace. One of their fund-raising parties stopped me yesterday on the street and began giving me this spiel about Olive Ridleys and global warming.
All very well, I suppose, but when I asked what were they doing about the one-horned Rhinoceros (and other animals) in Kaziranga and Manas (and other smaller protected places close to these reserves) getting drowned in the current floods, all that fellow mumbled was ‘We have our specified projects.’

Yet.

Another.

Bleeding !

Corporate !!

GAH !!!

…

...


Firstly, Happy Birthday, Dad.

:)



I have to finish posting this before I leave for doing/trying to do miscellaneous things all over the city today, because I shan't have time afterwards.


Well, for the last day and half, I have been off line, and things in elgay have gone from worse to worst ... I'm wondering whether to pull my fics totally off elgay, even though they are (hopefully) well-locked ... *Ponders* ... and of course, there ain't much in 'em to gripe about, not unless there begins to be objections about particular fandoms next. *Ponders very hard*

In the context, I posted at http://www.greatestjournal.com/community/fandomtossed/45679.html (on the 3rd of August) :-

'I'm getting the clear feeling there's more to this business than meets our eyes. There has to be a political connection somewhere for this to work as it is working now ... Users report problems, and those are rarely, if ever, acted on, while this works again and again.

???'

and I will now assert that it is NO coincidence at all that In December of 2006, two US senators proposed a bill to strengthen anti-child-pornography laws, particularly aimed at social networking services. In March, the Connecticut legislature proposed a bill that would require any "social network" to verify the age and real-world identity of every single one of its users, and restrict access to anyone under 18 without parental permission. In May, eight state Attorneys General requested that MySpace turn over records of any and all registered sex offenders who had accounts on the site (from http://synecdochic.livejournal.com/147625.html By lj-user-synecdochic).



Check this fun-thing out - http://dick-cheney.livejournal.com/profile?mode=full

Made me laugh, reading that one.

:)

eta - And also this - http://georgewbush.livejournal.com/profile?mode=full

:D

...

...


What lovely pictures of Durban !

nosundays posted these at http://community.livejournal.com/southafrica/137268.html ...


... and of course it's Polly's hometown ! Aww. *Wibble* *Giggle*



At least I have the current occupation of blort-ing into kerchiefs now (following up on the mad, bad cold I had) to distract me from the once-again-mess-up by lj/6a *Currently on 3rd kerchief* *Blort*

...

...


The Spoilers Of Doom could really, really be Great prompts,

For Crack-FicS !


Just look at these posted at http://carpe-slytherin.livejournal.com/29667.html !


And there are more ...

Harry writes prize-winning fanfic thanks to the Philosopher's Stone

Voldemort is killed by Hedwig
Lord Voldemort becomes a Muggle in a scene written whilst Rowling was having an acid trip
Lord Voldemort writes prize-winning fanfic using a Befuddlement Draught
Lord Voldemort kills Voldemort in a scene written in the style of Samuel Beckett

J K Rowling is killed by Remus Lupin shortly after discovering a new lost book of the Bible
J K Rowling accidentally destroys all of Scotland after signing a massive advertising contract with McDonalds

Nearly Headless Nick becomes Prime Minister using a Befuddlement Draught

Moaning Myrtle discovers true love in the Forbidden Forest
Moaning Myrtle is publicly reviled after releasing spoilers on the internet

Severus Snape goes on a hot date with a crazed fan with help from the Nose-Biting Teacup

Lucius Malfoy kills Fred Weasley and founds a new religion
Lucius Malfoy blows up the Houses of Parliament in a scene which will make you weep for days
Lucius Malfoy gets suspended by LJ Abuse for writing underage slash fic in a scene J K Rowling wept as she wrote

Draco Malfoy gets addicted to crack in the study, with the lead piping
Draco Malfoy is turned into a house plant by Nymphadora Tonks
Draco Malfoy is turned into an ice cream cone by Gilderoy Lockhart in a dark passage
Draco Malfoy is worshipped as the second coming of Christ

Bellatrix Lestrange dies of food poisoning on the Quidditch pitch
Bellatrix Lestrange flees to Cuba with the help of a small zombie owl

Sirius Black starts a rock band
Sirius Black is turned into an orangutan who says OOK with an army of furious ghosts

Ron Weasley causes civil war across Europe by clever use of the Golden Snitch

Ginny Weasley blows up the Houses of Parliament
Ginny Weasley causes civil war across Europe
Ginny Weasley becomes a hermit recluse in a very sexy scene

Hermione discovers true love whilst eating spaghetti alfredo
Hermione writes prize-winning fanfic in a submarine

James Bond dies of food poisoning using Avada Kedavra


And I'd posted some before too, at http://ajat.livejournal.com/250024.html


And the prompts I'd really love to read a fic from :-

Lord Voldemort kills Voldemort in a scene written in the style of Samuel Beckett

AND

Lucius Malfoy gets suspended by LJ Abuse for writing underage slash fic in a scene J K Rowling wept as she wrote


:D

...


Have been exploring orkut ... Hmm, interesting place.

...


I've got one of the nastiest colds I've ever had since adulthood. AARGH ! It's ... it's Horrible ! The whole of my face, and throat, acheS !

No accompanying cough, thankfully ... *GrumbleMutterGrumble*

*Icon in this post for self for not having lowered the fan-settings at night 2 days back when it was all cool and rainy*

...

…


Prologue

…


Chapter I

(Rating : All readers with a working brain, irrespective of age.)




( Satire/Parody fic contd. ... )


==========




Author's Note : This strange account was produced through the encouragement from lj-comm - let_us_suffer, on the scheduled writing night of the 21st of July, Saturday, 2007.

…


My main server was down, and then my line went down … *Giggle* Great timing !

I’ve been sorting out oooooooooooold, but still relevant, mails from Teh Mail AccountZ Oof *Dies from e-dust*

And … was reading PTerry’s ‘The Last Continent’ and ‘The Truth’ … and wondering if I should be doing this before reading hp-dh, because, well, hp after PTerry ! OMeffG Aaargh *HeddWall* !!eleventyone!!!
And yes, I really feel sorry for the poor postmen and deliverymen, Gods, how very terribly overworked ! --- just for a book ? *Sniff*

And maybe some day, some day, I’ll be able to answer every comment again *Upto the nose in thingies* *Headkeyboard*

Have been watching ‘Dogma’. Ooo ! *Dies happily with dumb shtoopid grin on face OF Teh ALAN *

Can’t wait for the next Moist von Lipwig book to be out. COME ON PTERRY !!!!! (5 exclamation marks HA HA HA !)


ETA : Is something wrong with gmail today ? Some mails I sent just now returned ... *Frown Frown Pout*

…


Minute geog’l note to self :
aus, ind, stEhaR-N-yVbE to ALL relevants --- IMP, jAhE-N-sOdA-AGAIN+more-details to AshGi n AnSt, kp-n-sw-communication-splly-prepd-with-srh, syr other NOW - send there, can-calg, OverAlL---ScruB-co.-etc. NOW ! PLZ KtHx Not much time left now for fun-n-games … nuspprs AFTER, lots n lots of ‘em *GIGGLE*